Ok, I read this article in the local paper, Eastern Arizona Courier, yesterday and I can’t stop laughing about it. And, yes, I do live in a small town (for now). I had to check the date to see if the article was dated April 1st. Feel free to read the article at the Courier’s website to see if you see the humor without my commentary.
Apparently there’s a group of travelling hippies called “The Rainbow Family” that came near town last week. Here’s the good stuff:
A camping retreat for members of the Rainbow Family at the old Cluff Dairy Farm on Mount Graham turned violent Wednesday evening as one member was allegedly beaten with a frying pan.
The Rainbow Family is a counterculture group that has gatherings of its followers to create temporary communities. The gatherings are usually held in outdoor locales and spread a message of peace, love, harmony and community. The largest Rainbow Gatherings have attracted 30,000 people. According to a Web site dedicated to the Rainbow Gatherings, the next scheduled gathering will take place in New Mexico later this year.
According to police reports from the Graham County Sheriff’s Office, a small group of Rainbow members were camping at the old dairy farm when a confrontation arose at about 10:40 p.m. Cory Alan Joyner, also known as 2Tall, told officers he was arguing with his girlfriend, Candise Marie Olten, aka Candy, when the rest of the group got mad at them because arguing is not allowed. Joyner told deputies that another member of the group, Amanda Rudder, aka Memphis, attacked Olten with a rock. He said he attempted to help Olten and other members of the group attacked him.
Now, its usually pretty funny to hear about a counterculture group known for peace, love and harmony beat up a guy and hit him in the head with a frying pan for breaking the “NO ARGUING OR WE’LL BEAT YOU WITH A FRYING PAN” rule.
The tofu icing on the cake was when I read who broke up the fight:
Olten also told deputies Rudder had attacked her. She was found below the picnic area known as Wet Canyon by University of Arizona officer Jerry Garcia, who called Graham County deputies.
Apparently, the former lead singer of the Grateful Dead, who I thought had expired from this world is alive and well and leading a quiet life in Arizona – at least until this group of wannabe hippies moved in on his beat and messed up his groove.
I hope you enjoy this story half as much as I have.